This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
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