Don't you send me to vm
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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