Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
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