Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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