I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
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