physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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