Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
We got so high we made milksteak
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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