We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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