Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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