i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
50% drunk capacity currently
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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