dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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