I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
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