: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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