Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
Randomize
