he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Randomize
