**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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