have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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