Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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