he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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