Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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