dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
did i just pee glitter
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
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