is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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