And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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