I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I just want to make out with him forever
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