Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
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