That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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