She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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