i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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