So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
