David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
The adults are the big ones right?
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