your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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