I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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