I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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