I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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