Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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