..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
tell your sister to shave her snatch
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
You took a bar mat shot.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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