one word: firstdatebathroomanal
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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