Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Randomize
