What tipped you off? The sombrero?
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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