that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Randomize
