so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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