Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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