If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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