Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
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