Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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