I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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