i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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