His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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