yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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