So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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