Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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