Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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